Ladies Department -- Part 2
It is Sunday cold bright sunny morning, in Canada sun doesn't mean that it
will be hot day. It is 4 C now, will be warmer 8 C afterwards. My Youngest,
I mean Master Slurpee has his first day at Job.
He is doing Time keeping at hockey arena just like his elder brother,
Master Golden. He was very excited, big day of his life. It will be just
for one game, still today he will be getting first pay check of his life.
Amazing moments.
My Eldest, the Lucky Guy left, his room is now vacant, just like an empty
nest. When kids are back from Uni parents have to realize, have to enjoy
the moments in hand. Their kids have to fly away ultimately.
There is a big stir because of my Blog, " This is Ladies Department ",
specially in my Retirees Friends Group. If you read it again, you will see
that I never mentioned anything about Mom's physical contributions in
their family unit.
My Blog is about the special inherent art of women, to tackle the difficult
moments and turn these moments into peaceful atmosphere. Men are
strong but in most cases, not capable to harness their combustible emotions.
Ladies are capable to avert family disputes. They have special talent to play
around with words. They know how to talk and when to talk.
They can flare up any moment and also are able to extinguish the
flames. Flames of anger, of emotions, to settle down family matters.
Look at Wicked Worker and Happy Worker, both are women. One is there
to spread happiness around while the other one flares up the situation, to
exploit, to make the atmosphere difficult for everyone. She is always ready
to take happiness away. My Blog was all about that. Nothing to do with
hard physical work.
Dear Reader doing 2 Jobs, I don't know how many times I have to tell you
that you always have to listen to your Supervisor. Why you don't listen.
Go say sorry and join the Committee.
Kris I can not say Father is my friend with this behavior. He is throwing
ice on Niklas face. I think Hannah and Niklas have to go back to Hannah
Parents. Father making their lives miserable here.
I have posted the blog in Smile Corner. Though it is Monday, there are still lots of people coming in to read the blog
ReplyDeleteCustomers have a big party to celebrate Smile's grandson's first day of work. Priest brought in a cake which said " Way to Go Master Slurpee!!"
DeleteI lost the race to post the blog on our corporate notice boards. It was already posted when I got there. Of course, there was also a box of fresh SDs with a note from SA
ReplyDeleteBrenda
I was in early today and posted the blog. Of course the SDs were already there. Plus one additional donut for the poster
DeleteCraig
And I posted the one from the weekend
DeleteMarg
Big surprise as SA got a cake to celebrate Smile's grandson's first day at work
DeleteJasmeet
My Smile is awesome! She is an awesome advisor! She is an awesome blogger. She is an awesome writer. She has awesome family. What an awesome person my Smile is!!
ReplyDeleteKaren
I read your blog every day. It is my lifeline
ReplyDeleteN
I have posted the blog in all notice boards in lobbies A, B, C and D. Still working on getting the blogs posted from the weekend.
ReplyDeleteJimmy
Can you please post them before the Smile Walks? We will like to read them before going for the walk
DeleteSteve
I have now posted all blogs in all noticeboards in lobbies A, B, C and D. Sorry for the delay, I was delayed as people kept coming to get copies from the printouts
DeleteJimmy
SWN was great. Everyone was in good spirits after the cake to celebrate Master Slurpee's first day at work
DeleteCleo
Smile Walk South was fun. We also celebrated
DeleteTiara
Dear Madam Smile, you so good. You write good to. I go job 2 but wicked worker there and say me how you? I say you wicked, you make me lose job, so I no want talk you. She say but I tell you join committee, you Madam say no join, so who bad? I say I dont know Wicked Worker say no worry, you Madam change mind all time, may be she does not know. I say no she knows all. She say well, then she trick you deliberately. I say NEVER. She say ok, may be she can explain some time. I say ok. She say you still want go get job back? I say yes. She say but lets first go celebrate. I say I already did. I bring big cake for Master Slurpee job. I think she remember joke and go. I do 1 proud job and always read blog
ReplyDeleteDear Advisor,
ReplyDeleteThe retirees went for our long walk today. Our walk, though very long for us, is nothing compared to the walks that you take. After that, we read the blog.
The retirees were very pleased to read the blog today. The retired youth councillor read your blog and after the completion of the reading, we had some treats to celebrate the first day of work by Master Slurpee. The treats were supplied by the cafe manager at no charge. He said it is on the house.
The committee for religious tolerance also had their planned meeting today but they cancelled the session to pray for the success of the young lad. The retired priest prayed for him in the Christian faith whereas the temple priest said some loud chant. We could not understand their chants but it was loud saying of Ala homa. The lady explained it to us that the sentence means praise for their prophet and his progeny. She then explained that they cant celebrate as they are mourning the sad demise of one of their leaders.
thank you
recent retiree
Dear Author,
ReplyDeleteWe read your blog at the SRC today. As soon as we read your blog the entire readership erupted in celebratory cheer. The Smile Army idiots got a cake which said "Slurpee Boy is the best!" We would have got a better inscription than this. The Dean was very pleased as well and said to Prof George that credit goes to Smile for helping the family and keeping everyone motivated despite challenges. We all knew that by challenge he is talking about your son but he didnt mention him by name. Your son does not have a great reputation here
thank you
Literature Fellow
My Smile is amazing! She is an amazing child psychologist. She is an amazing advisor. She is an amazing councillor. She has amazing friends. What an amazing person my Smile is!!
ReplyDeleteFather say you yell father but father celebrate you Niklas job. Father say father yell Niklas because he no do any. Father say you say father no friend but you say father friend last ear. Father say father no say father old almost 67
ReplyDelete(Hannah say Hannah kris happy that you Niklas kris good and get job. Hannah say Hannah make Oma’s apfelkuchen and lebkuchen to celebrate. Niklas say Niklas no go skool because ice hit hurt lot. Niklas say Niklas hapy you Niklas. Me yell Niklas because he no go skool. Me say he no go because he want eet Oma’s apfelkuchen but he say head hurt because father hit hard with ice on head yesterday. Me say him then slip and no eet Oma’s apfelkuchen but he say that he eet because he want celbrate. Me confuse. Me no no what do)
Kris (Germany)
What is going on here! This is absolutely insane! It makes my blood boil. My blood pressure shoots up. And I am being asked to not only keep quiet but be kind. It is really tough but I will do it
ReplyDeleteThanks mrizvi. Brilliant post. Fantastic. Amazing. Whatever
Ccaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmm down Plunker. Just Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxx. You know kids will be kids. They are all about fun and games
ReplyDeleteGood job mrizvi. Good job kiddo
PS Congrasts Master Slurpee
Thanks Lucy Boris Dave Linda Keith Newbie Kyle N mrizvi Plunker Batman Jasmeet Kim Cleo Brenda Karen Superwoman Happy Reader and Mother in law Craig Marg Literature Fellow Retiree Group Jimmy Tiara Smile Addict Kris Stephen Tiara Greg Pete Josh Liz Michelle Paula Jerry Thanks All My Anonymous and Multilingual Readers Thanks Everyone
ReplyDeleteWe will be remiss if we do not raise a glass to you and yours. The celebratory chorus that is deafening is an appropriate tribute for Master Slurpee's first foray in the practical life. We wish him many glasses of slurpees in his journey
ReplyDeleteThank you for making our days brighter
Dave and Linda