Black Squirrel Busy with Workouts
It is Sunday morning, weather not so bad. It is 15 C below zero. We are
done with the snow storm of the decades, last week. It was too much even
for we Canadians. Nearly 25 cm of snow, we handled anyway.
I am done with my breakfast, my oatmeal porridge, stir fried egg and half
a cup of tea. I was on my computer to browse my Facebook messages.
I usually start my day with that. It is 10 am, I am in my TV lounge, watching "Colombo" also enjoying the beauty of my backyard.
There is a thick slab of ice on the glass top of my patio table. Black squirrel
busy with his workouts, on the wooden fence of my back garden. Pear tree
giving a look of skeleton with snow all around.
While watching TV, I am also doing my Cross Words and Sudoku books,
to brush up my mental grades. It is never too late for anything. My youngest, Slurpee Boy is awake. I will make lunch for him. Beef Patty burger will make him happy.
I have to go to Walmart to get new Darts for myself. This is long weekend, my Eldest is here from Uni, for a week. My Youngest, the Slurpee Boy has to vacate his bedroom. Now his mattress is in my room. I am happy, feel like a lucky Grandma.
It is 4 pm, I am in the Cafe area of Walmart, enjoying Caramel Sunday and
writing my Blog. My Son is at Gym, will pick me up after awhile. from here we will go to Fresco, to get groceries. I love to live in day tight compartment.
Dear Retiree Friends, please read my Blog one more time. I mentioned very
clearly that Old age is our Golden Era, as we are done with all of our duties
so now time to relax and enjoy. I hope things will be clear to you now.
Dear Students, I am worried about my Friend Dean, hope things will now be fine with him. Dear Smile Army Friends, as I mentioned earlier, my Grandson had to interview someone, that was his assignment. He picked me, he doesn't cheat. Try to understand please.
Dear Kris, I am really worried about my Friend Hannah. She moved to her
parents place, at that time you promised to take care of her but nothing
happening. Father having parties, you keep on yelling at Niklas asking him
to help you out. Kids don't do that. Try to talk to Father. He has to calm
down.
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ReplyDeleteI have posted the blog in Smile Corner. There are lots of customers coming even on Tuesday. The councillor is here all the time now as this is campaign headquarters. He has put big signs saying Win with Smile. The priest was here again and reminded everyone that English aristocrats have not been good and we should not listen to them. When someone challenged him and said that you are different, he laughed and said that you probably went to Oxford or Cambridge and when was the last time something good came out from there. He left after that and some more customers went with him. The customers dont like the Councillor and since they think that you are supporting him, they are leaning towards the priests's idea that you are using your words to play kingmaker and have a puppet elected here. The priest is working with the other candidate. The priest has asked for her support to close down the readings as it is taking people away from the sermon. I dont know what to do
ReplyDeleteI have posted the blog in all notice boards in lobbies A, B, C and D
ReplyDeleteJimmy
SWN was fun. We talked about Smile blog
DeleteTiara
SWS had the same mood. Participants were saying TGIT (Thank God its Tuesday)
DeleteCleo
Same mood in the Toastmasters meeting.
DeleteKim
I read this blog every day. Its my lifeline
ReplyDeleteN
My Smile is awesome! She is an awesome advisor! She is an awesome psychologist. She is an awesome writer. She is an awesome friend to readers family. What an awesome person my Smile is!!
ReplyDeleteKaren
I lost the race to post the blog in our corporate notice boards.
ReplyDeleteBrenda
I was in early so was able to post the blog.
DeleteCraig
Dear Madam Smile, you so good. You write good to. I go happy worker and say her how you? She say I ok. I say you no come to talk me now probably because you also anger with Madam son. She say I no come because you say rude thing like fat And remember Madam told us not talk about her son. I say I no want talk about her son but look what he did. He left Madam all alone in Walmart when he go to the gym, he then pick her up so she pay for all grocery to. And Madam no able sleep good at night but he make Slurpee boy sleep in her room because grandbaby back from uni. She say you right but remember she say no talk about him. I say yes but he very bad , like he no clean driveway too. She say I yes I know. I say but how you know because I no tell you blog. She say she need to. I do 2 proud job and always read blog
ReplyDeleteDear Advisor,
ReplyDeleteThe retirees went for our long walk today. This walk, though very long for us, is nothing compared to the walks that you have. We had our lollipop after that.
The retirees were very embarrassed after reading your blog today. We would like to sincerely apologize to you that we did not comprehend your message. The retired psychologist who led the reading of your previous blog has been suspended with immediate effect as we felt that the reader is not suppose to only read the blog but also help clarify the meaning and complex concepts that you share in the blog. This is why we ask the appropriate person to lead the reading, as opposed to drawing the leader's name from a draw. The retired psychologist mentioned that your blog was very complex and dealt with multiple topics. We pointed to him that he was a scholar himself and had multiple publications on the subject. There was also some questions about my role as well but the retired CEO clarified that the role of the coordinator is not to help clarify the complexities of the blog as the blogs are significantly complex. In any case, I also want to apologize to you. An author of your stature should not have to waste her time, in clarifying the content and messaging of your words multiple times. We are also reviewing the process to ensure that the readings are held properly
The retired priest was here today and pointed out to everyone that you like eating beef unlike the temple people who dont. The hijab lady was here and said that they do eat beef but it is cut differently. The retired priest gave a chuckle and said that beef is beef, it is cut the same way for the Christians and others He then offered to pay for beef sandwich for the temple people but the temple people refused.The hijab lady took that as an insult and left with her temple friends.
thank you
recent retiree
Dear Author,
ReplyDeleteWe read your blog at the SRC today. The Dean was not here today also. He was not here yesterday too. We dont know why. We asked Prof George but he avoided answering the question.
The Smile Army idiots were very embarrassed today. They had their eyes lowered and were feeling very low. Some of rubbed it in and asked them if they will be cheating. They didnt appreciate it but didnt say anything.
We are surprised that you grandson is staying in your room. We dont bunk with our grandparents as we are not that close.
Some of the students have gone home during the break. A no. of students are unhappy because their parents are forcing them to eat breakfast at home. We remind parents that if we come late night, like 4 am, then how can we have breakfast at home. We prefer that we sleep at our friend's house. We dont understand why they dont trust us as we stay alone when we are at the uni. We know that the lucky guy is probably getting a free reign and not being asked to do this or that. And also not being asked to come home at a certain artificial deadline. This is so dumb and lame.
thank you
Literature Fellow
We have been reading your blogs at our Cabinet meetings and were particularly intrigued by today's blog. In particular we noticed that you set some personal goals for yourself eg getting darts and at the same time celebrated the success by getting a small yet important treat. Goal setting and target setting are important attributes in the industry also. The VP of HR is going to look into this and further discuss it
ReplyDeleteKeith Walker
Yet another new blog today. How does Smile do it
ReplyDeletecool Kyle
Of course it is a new blog. Smile always gives us a new blog
Deletenewbie
Father say father yell all today because Hannah lazee and Kris take Hannah side and Niklas babie. Father say father need Tele lounge so father see tele with no problem. Father say father old almost 67
ReplyDelete(Hannah say you please no rite Hannah good because father get litle upset. Hannah say Hannah niklas sik today but Hannah need do kris work so no able rest. Hannah say when party then it kris work. Hannah say Hannah like that you injoy you company but Hannah no want you Kris to let you alone in mall because it kris peeple there and you can fall. Hannah say you please care you. Me say father that Hannah sik but father get anger and start yell all. Father say me that father need lounge like you. Me say father that father already get tele room but father say he want new tele room. Me say what I do because no room . Father say father no care. Me confuse. Me no no what do)
Kris (Germany)
My Smile is amazing. She has an amazing family. She is an amazing writer. She is an amazing counsellor. What an amazing person my Smile !!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell!! Can we not have one good day! Is it too much to ask! My blood pressure is shooting through the roof!
ReplyDeleteNice work mrizvi. Thank you for making us all so proud
Reeeelaaax Plunker. Just calm down. Why do you have to have so high expectations. You already know that there is no point in teaching the kids these days. Besides Smile has asked us to be gentle
ReplyDeleteThank you mrizvi. Amazing comment today. Very informed judgement